ENNY LOVE TOFEK GAZETTE

Kichiku Kyoushi (32sai Dokushin) no Nousatsu Kouza(鬼畜教師（32才独身）の悩殺講座) is a CD maxi-single released by the band The gazette on October 1, 2003. The CD maxi-single was only sold in Like An Edison stores.

Track listing

1. "Doro Darake no Seishun" (泥だらけの青春) - 5:07
2. "Juunanasai" (十七歳) - 7:09
3. "Kantou Dogeza Kumiai" (関東土下座組合) - 5:03

 GAZETTE - Doro Darake no seishun
Kitanai kenkaya doutoku wo buri kazashiteru hito
Eriito no omaera ga zouri ue kedo reeru wo
Fumi tatoshi,tsuba wo haki waremichi wo aruku no sa!
Mikusuna! sou bokura ha narazu no kyouken saa!
Migimuke migi nante dekimasen. atama yowai mon de
Yubi wo sashi, hara wo dakue,kage de ni yatsuku hito
Doku wo haki, tsubusarete, jiyuu kezurareta
"Herezu guchiya hankou wa yurushimasen yo!" to...

Iyamitarashiku ashiratte[kureta] "arigatou"tte keri agete yaru
Sa

Makezu kirai de guchi warukute baka bakari shita seishun wa
Kore kara mo kawaru koto naku
Zutto bokura wa bokura no mama de tadashikunakute mo iin desu
Shishunki desu kara...

"Dame na otona ni wa narimasenu"

Toki ni koishite warui ji moshita tada sukoshi kokoro ga yamain
De itan
Da
Tada hito ichibai tanoshimitai kara tada hito ichibai
Tanoshimitai dake
Narenare shiku arashitte kurete "arigatou"tte orei wo iu yo

Chuujitsushugi de hitori ga kowakute nani mo dekinai deshou
Sonna otona ni naritakunai
Narazu mono to kemuta ga rareta bokura wa umareta kono achi de
Zutto utai tsudzukeru kara

"Dame na otona ni wa narimasenu"

GAZETTE  Juunanasai
Miren wa nai to fumi konda onna hitori tokyo eki
Mou tsukareta no... ikiteru imi ga nai kara
Zutto shiawase na mainichi tsudzuku to omotteita
Atashi no karada no naka ni wa anata to yoku nita kono ko ga
Ite
Ureshikute ureshikute dakedo wakaranai kedo namida ga
Tomarenakatta
Anata ni wa fukou datta no desu ka? anata ni wa meiwaku datta no
Desu ka?
Dakara atashi no koto sutete nani mo iwazu ni kietan desho?
Kabe ni kakatta hanayomeishou to ano hito wo nikunda
Ichinana[sai] no haru
Saigo ni mita ushiro sugata ga ima demo me ni yakitsuitete
Hanarenai
"ai suru koto ni tsukareta."tte kotoba mo kawasazu nigeta ja nai
Atashi ga donna omoi wo shite anata wo machi tsudzuketa
Ka...wakaru?...

Itami ga mata komi agete saken de mite mo nani mo kawarazu
Anata no kage wo hikizutta mama

Yagate umaretekuru kono ko ni wa tsurai omoi sasetakunai no
Gomen ne. atashi wa haha toshite yasashiku dakiageru koto sura
Omoi de ni naita juunana[sai] no haru ano hi ni wa nido to
Karenai no ni
Doko ka kokoro no oku no hou de te wo nobashiteru atashi ga ite
Anata ni wa fukou datta no desu ka? anata ni wa meiwaku datta no
Desu ka? Dakara atashi no koto sutete nani mo iwazu ni kietan desho?
Kabe ni kakatta hanayomeishou wo zutto...
Mada minu kono ko no naki koe to haru wo matsu...

GAZETTE  Kantou Dogeza kumiai
Kantou Dogeza Kumiai

tennou heika banzai! banzai! banzai!

sono ba sono ba ADORIBU desu ka!?
MAMA ni okorareta... PAPA ni korosareru... AHAHA
sono ba sono ba sono ba

eh, eh, eh, etto jikan ga nai kara
a, sore sore sore tasukete iranai kara
bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, katazukete kudasai

sono ba sono ba ADORIBU SAIKOSUTAA!!
MAMA ni OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO okoraretaa tatakaretaa
PAPA ni KOKOKOKO hahaha korosarero~ aa~

(a, mou icchou)
CHONOBE CHONOBE CHONOBE
keiren keiren keiren
CHEIREN CHEIREN CHEIREN
CHONOBA CHONOBA CHONOBA

GIRIGIRI sono ba ni ma ni atte kudasai!
ittai dono kuruma desu ka!?
hitori de suru ONANII ga sonna ni in desuka!?
RUUZAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

eh, ehehehehehe
hotaru no hikari (hotaru no, hikari) mado no yuuhi (yuki!!)
waa~funda~ra~ka~sa~e~tsuutsuu
foo! fo! moshimooshi! foo! aha!